4.01 | Lazarus Rising

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thunderboltsortofapenny:

[via invisiblespork]

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whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

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Beautiful features of each sign:

imstuckinarut-astrology:

Aries: Cheekbones

Taurus: doe eyes

Gemini: Youthfulness

Cancer: Emotive eyes

Leo: mane of hair

Virgo: gentle features

Libra: Dimpled cheeks/ cleft chin

Scorpio: Deep, intense eyes

Sagittarius: Glowing smiles

Capricorn: Bone structure

Aquarius: handsome features

Pisces: Hypnotic eyes

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exinspired:

"Hi, uh, Burnie Burns?""Hello, yes, welcome to my office, can I help you.""Uh, yes, we actually have a lawsuit against you for something one of your employees said and/or did.”"Really. Wow. That’s amazing, I’ve never heard that before—just add it to the fucking pile."

exinspired:

"Hi, uh, Burnie Burns?"
"Hello, yes, welcome to my office, can I help you."
"Uh, yes, we actually have a lawsuit against you for something one of your employees said and/or did.”
"Really. Wow. That’s amazing, I’ve never heard that before—just add it to the fucking pile."

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achievementt-teeth:

TLANT Shirt | Real life pictures

achievementt-teeth:

TLANT Shirt | Real life pictures

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achievementt-teeth:

So I was watching TV and all of a sudden this appeared…

I’m so proud of them

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angelshawke:

Ryan’s in a corner. x / x

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rooster-tumble:

Here’s an experiment
If you’ve ever seen or heard about this saying, then please like or reblog this post.

rooster-tumble:

Here’s an experiment

If you’ve ever seen or heard about this saying, then please like or reblog this post.

15,406 notes   •   October 18 2014, 05:23 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
tallykin:

ALL HAIL THE MAD AND THE FOOLISHHHH. i love the king au.. help ;-;. i think ryan somewhat turned out weird, im sorry uwu

tallykin:

ALL HAIL THE MAD AND THE FOOLISHHHH. i love the king au.. help ;-;. i think ryan somewhat turned out weird, im sorry uwu

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dudewithabow:

so this guy in my class got really annoyed at his laptop and yelled “YOU SMEGGING SMEGPOT” and i was like “where did you even get those words from”

and he looked kinda embarrassed and just glared at me and my tower of pimps hoodie and just said “you fucking know where I got it from”

didn’t even know he watched achievement hunter up until that point

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